Anonymous asked:
why do you hate swifties so much
gayweeddaddy69 answered:
because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku
The Name of the Rose is like
some random monk that William's known for decades and Adso's never seen before: incoherent theological rambling thinly disguising an oblique confession of murder and/or horniness
William, immediately after kissing that guy on the mouth: There is much wisdom in your words, brother. But you must know that the Devil induces even the holiest men to commit acts of cringe.
Adso, stand-in for the reader, significantly textually embellished by the academic narrator from the frame story, witnessing this exchange: As I have already said, my master was a great man. Anyhow, [three paragraphs about fourteenth-century papal history]